"God's Own Voice - Rafi"

A close friend asked, what makes me love Rafi with such rare devotion and exult ever so much that I do.

I told him,“You see, the ass that I am, am not sure if your God lets me in heaven even once, when I am dead and there. But sure as hell, my Rafi perennially keeps me in heaven, while I am here and alive!”

As someone who can’t imagine a ‘heaven on earth’, my pal obviously, was disinclined to believe me.
Fact of matter is, I am of that ignorant lot, who don’t subscribe to the very concept of ‘heaven above’!
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How have I been a devotee of this human-God for 55 years?
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Don’t we believe in that ‘One Supreme-Godhead’ in a sea of demi-gods & goddesses?

Yes, we do! But, while we do revere all those demi-gods & goddesses, our true love & devotion will ever stay Supreme-Godhead-centric!

If it doesn’t by any chance, for God’s (and your own) sake, don’t ask me who & what I think you are!
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The Supreme-Godhead is none but Rafi in the whole of singer-fraternity!

Here, I would present you with an example of a song, to see what differentiates the 'Supreme' from even the 'Best' - ‘Rafi’ from the ‘Rest’….Lata included!

Singing with a lovely voice 'perfectly in tune with the set-tune' is one thing (which Lata does with élan).

But singing with a divine voice where a million melodies culminate into one to create a heavenly feel all around, is a different proposition altogether.
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If you care to know, listen to this song intently, with eyes closed, letting all senses receptive to their optimum competence!

You can observe - "a feeling so explicit, emotion so expressive, pronunciation so exquisite, throw of words so unique, nuances so intricate, precision so amazing & style so trendy".

In case you can’t, well, curse your creator!


PS:
I provide a very small sample for those musically deaf of us:

https://youtu.be/L1ieEurUE2E

[Lata at 1.46-48 & Rafi at 3.13-15]

Whatsay?!!!!!!

"AAP sucks real bad"!

AAP sucks real bad! 

A party created & led by anti-nationals, Naxals, Commies & MFs of the first order.

Its a party of rotten d.heads like Prashant Bhushan who advocates referendum in J&K; 

Yogendra Yadav, the pseudo-social scientist and till recently member-advisory-team of Pappu;

Kumar Vishwas, another smelly d.head who calls himself a poet and makes the cheapest mockery of Lord Shiva; 
and like pervert lot.

On election eve, this dangerous liar & cheat Brindencrazywal shows to the world a 370-page charge-memo on Sheila Dixit; 

declares that she would be put behind bars for all her 15-year-long corrupt rule if they came to power; 

takes an 'oath on his kids' neither to lend nor take support of the corrupt Con-G or BJP to form the govt; 

pledges that no elected leader of AAP would avail govt. provided vehicle / house / security!

doesn't have any moral gumption in playing ball with known terrorist leaders, only to garner votes of a section of people! 

Now he forms a govt with the very support of the 'corrupt' Con-G;

won't move a finger against Sheila or any Con-G leader anymore;

demands "proof" to be shown to him when questioned on what action he was taking on Con-G corruption; 

gets palatial govt. house & a vehicle; 

all his cabinet members take a new SUV 'Toyota Innova' each! 

plays the same ruinous Con-G tactic of doles & freebies with least concern for to-morrow! 

wants to further extend & enhance existing reservations (learn for whom!)! 

Arrogant, irresponsible, double-speaking buggers, no different from other dirty politicians! 
Other politicians could be corrupt but are no traitors of nation like these are!

Mind, their 'only point agenda' is to stop Modi from becoming the PM at whatever cost, in the crooked company of Con-G, SP, BSP, RJD, BJD, NCP, PDP, MIM etc.

These are here to break our nation into bits & pieces and make us Indians, refugees in our own motherland!

Which right-thinking 'aam admi' would vote for these anti-national crooks in the garb of "aam admi"? 

Personally, if I were given the only option of voting for either AAP or the thoroughly rotten Con-G, I shall be constrained to still vote for Con-G and definitely not to this d.head traitor tribe!

Aam Admi, better know for your own sake!

"Seeing through the AAP for what it is"

AAP really sucks! 

AAP knows that it can't rule Delhi and deliver any of what all it promised - before the oncoming general elections. 

Con-Grass pledged unconditional support to AAP to form the government and belled the cat to make people see the worthlessness of AAP as much as to keep off BJP - two birds at one shot! 

AAP knows that it simply lacks the wherewithal to rule even a tiny state like Delhi. 

They are at a total loss as to how to wriggle themselves out of this situation. 
And hence, their tall list of idiotic demands, most of which ironically, need no more than executive orders to implement and support from none. 

Showing heaven in the palm is one thing but making it even remotely true is something of a different proposition. 
[as with most suitors. married girls know this better] 

Only idiots would vote for this "Spit & Run Party"! 
[You did see & know the Commies, of course!] 

Or, is it the Con-Grass 'B' team, a grand strategy to split the BJP votes in the forthcoming general elections? 

Judge for yourselves!

Food for thought: 

Isn't Arvind Jokerwala, the future Brindenwala, a creation of the Congrasswala? 
       

Broom prices skyrocketed overnight across Delhi and Northern India while onion prices came crashing down!

As the assembly poll results poured out, Delhi witnessed a never-heard phenomenon of disappearance of brooms of all types and sizes. Brooms did a vanishing act right from that corner-shop to the departmental store in the capital state.

Fingers were pointed at the same politician of Maharashtra who was earlier credited with the onion price rise. 

It is said that hoarders vacated onion stocks overnight from warehouses to make room for the broom stocks.

A certain non-secular party went on record linking this to D-company but was stoutly shouted down in one voice by all secular parties of the nation.

House-wives were at a loss as to whether celebrate the sudden influx of onions or mourn the disappearance of brooms in the market.

All Delhi Home-Rulers Community (ADHRC) appealed to Arvind to change AAP election symbol ‘Broom’ to the more modern ‘Vacuum-cleaner’ to ease the situation, assuring that such smart changeover will only enhance the essence of the party message and hence, its image.

Their chairperson made a sweeping statement that it would be the first ever ‘Change’ that AAP, the party ‘with & for a Change’ owed them for all their support.

The vacuum-cleaner, they fervently argued, offers the best solution to suck-out the remnants of corrupt congress elements once and for all, from under the exquisite carpets of Dixit and Gandhi households.

They told the party bosses of AAP in the clearest feminine terms that depriving them of their most traditional dual-purpose domestic appliance on the eve of each election, was unethical and hence, unacceptable. 

Simultaneously, they assured that they would put the brooms to the exact use they were invented for ages ago, and ensure that their spouses voted for AAP instead of BJP in the forthcoming elections.

Meanwhile, the All Delhi Oppressed-Hubby Community (ADOHC) questioned the wisdom of AAP bosses of disowning the brooms which brought them their first electoral glory. They cautioned that such an act would only have a pan-India negative impact on the voter-sentiment.

Opponents of AAP and the Congress particularly, went wild with exhilaration on knowing the scarcity of brooms.

However, Sheila Dixit going public with her ecstasy at this news drew the wrath of ADHRC activists who said that it was demeaning of the very core of womanhood.

Finally, the Congress breathed easy that AAP couldn’t sweep them out any more, in the absence of fresh broom supplies. They believe that new stocks can never reach Delhi markets before the general elections. 

Further, insiders revealed that teams of party-activists were already deployed at all entry points of Delhi to block any new broom supplies. High-command assured the party workers that their efforts would be well compensated from NREGA funds and those drawn from the Swiss accounts for this exclusive purpose.

"Of predictions and bypass routes"

Is there something on my ‘mind’?

            

Why, yes!

Predictions…..prophecy……

Astrology, ….mistry, ……logy, ….ing, ….ult, ….logy et.al !

“What has future in store for me?”

This, I believe, appeals equally to my ‘utterly ignorant mind’ as to your vastly knowledgeable ones…..a matter of great interest to delve (shall I say deep?) unto!

And, how I love foreknowledge to all future happenings!!!

(For God’s sake, don’t be so naive as to censure me, “what f….n fun would there be in your f….n life, once you knew every damned bit of it?”)

But the greatest paradox ever is that being privy to such knowledge and whether or not one likes that which were to happen, none would like to be questioned as to what the hell could one do about a certain thing that one wouldn't like to happen.

There of course, are readily-laid-out routes to bypass any & every unsavory occurrence / bad phase in one's present or future life, offered on a platter by those Gurus or God-men/women who claim glory to have altered the course of innumerable lives (except their own) …… if only one were willing to compensate (in cash or kind or both) for that off-the-rack, proprietary solution.

So I pay someone to know my future and yet again, that very someone or some other one, to provide me the ticket to go the bypass route!

Now, it’s time to get down to serious business….

“Oh, no please,” pleads my old fatigued mind. “Need some rest, can’t go about astrology kind of a dense topic right now,” it says.

No way but to excuse it till a later date!

"Exports...."

Global exports:

USA exports WAR 

PAKISTAN exports TERRORISM

And what does INDIA? 

Nothing worth mention of....

The only commodity India can export and live without is......

the huge Stacks of CON-GRASS....unfit for domestic consumption - human or otherwise!

Can India export and offload its rotten stock at least by 2014?

"Wanna escape the Digital reach? No way!"

Isn’t it inhuman of FB to ask ‘what’s on your mind?’ knowing well that my mind is still in a swirl? ......not that I expect Facebook to behave any human though! 

I suffered this ‘blocked-mind’ the other day, but had a lucky escape from what otherwise could have been a ‘busted-bottom’ as a free add-on. 

The how and what of it, I’ll tell you once my mind clears up a bit.


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Hitherto, Mahesh babu alone had that killer ‘punch’ to ‘block' your 'mind'! 

But, could he do the same to those beyond his ‘physical reach’? Nope!

These modern days, he can't keep us awed anymore …...that is all passé! 

Wonder why?

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Tell me, what chances does that great Bruce Lee have against the genius of our Rajnikant in a fight? 

Zero that is equal to 0! 

Don’t look so damned confounded….

Simple truth is, Bruce Lee can only fight physically, but none the way our Rajni baba can! 

Exploits of our Rajni are gravity-defying, of which the Lee fellow has the least idea! 

Got the point? Still, No? 

Okay, let me explain!

You can stay clear off the ‘physical reach' of Bruce Lee, but never beyond the ‘digital reach’ of Rajni dear! 

Simple na?

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Uh, I recollect now…... 

It all happened on that fateful night….when I sat within the ‘digital reach’ of our "7th/43rd century-non-definable-phenomenon" called Ra….......!

No, no, not Rajni baba, did I not say it was the 7th/43rd cent....non-def.....phen....?

Gawd, you truly deserve to get your minds blocked and bottoms busted! 

Don’t plead that you needed more time to recover from the last shocker.

Arre yaar, these are no ordinary times….no mock-drills anymore….don’t you realize it’s run-up time for the grand polls?….an emergency? ......time for you to pull up socks, tighten belts and brace up pronto with the best of chest-ups to brave the incessant shockers aimed your way?

Aaah, now you know….who else? yeah, yeah…. it’s the charming prince of erudite eloquence and darling of the nation! 

Yes, no wonder the media needs him real bad....to dole out their daily quota of subsistence! No, not fodder….don’t you ever lock horns with Lalu's cow-herds!

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It is fine with me, the old, unencumbered that I am. 

But you, youngsters need adequate life cover before venturing to face the ‘7/43c.non-de.ph'! 

True of course, the risk of 'going insane' can't be insured against!

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Though enough braced-up as ever I was, the prescription of ‘escape velocity of Jupiter’ made me wince and go 'near-brain-dead'! 

I suffered a severely ‘blocked-mind’ but seated as I was in a chair, escaped the freebie I was referring to....the ‘busted-bottom’!

The best of the Medical fraternity advised me the ‘only antidote’ available for my condition on date......FB, the miracle medicine!

So now, my dear fellow faces, don’t underestimate the TV screen, taking it for an innate object that can do no harm! 

Be wary of what 'digital reach' is capable of....those spills of atrocious wisdom from the ‘7/43c.non-de.ph' coming off your TV screens and hitting against your fragile brains!

Forget dalit empowerment for now; go save your beans as best you can!

On your Guard? 

Well yes, that’s a lot better now….you might survive past 2014 to show your happy faces back on FB!