Wednesday, 23 October 2013

"Exports...."



Global exports:

USA exports WAR 


PAKISTAN exports TERRORISM


And what does INDIA? 


Nothing worth mention of....


The only commodity India can export and live without is......


the huge Stacks of CON-GRASS....unfit for domestic consumption - human or otherwise!


Can India export and offload its rotten stock at least by 2014?

Friday, 11 October 2013

"Wanna escape the Digital reach? No way!"


Isn’t it inhuman of FB to ask ‘what’s on your mind?’ knowing well that my mind is still in a swirl? ......not that I expect Facebook to behave any human though! 

I suffered this ‘blocked-mind’ the other day, but had a lucky escape from what otherwise could have been a ‘busted-bottom’ as a free add-on. 

The how and what of it, I’ll tell you once my mind clears up a bit.


* * * * * *

Hitherto, Mahesh babu alone had that killer ‘punch’ to ‘block' your 'mind'! 

But, could he do the same to those beyond his ‘physical reach’? Nope!

These modern days, he can't keep us awed anymore …...that is all passé! 

Wonder why?

* * * * * *

Tell me, what chances does that great Bruce Lee have against the genius of our Rajnikant in a fight? 


Zero that is equal to 0! 

Don’t look so damned confounded….

Simple truth is, Bruce Lee can only fight physically, but none the way our Rajni baba can! 

Exploits of our Rajni are gravity-defying, of which the Lee fellow has the least idea! 

Got the point? Still, No? 

Okay, let me explain!

You can stay clear off the ‘physical reach' of Bruce Lee, but never beyond the ‘digital reach’ of Rajni dear! 

Simple na?

* * * * * * 

Uh, I recollect now…... 

It all happened on that fateful night….when I sat within the ‘digital reach’ of our "7th/43rd century-non-definable-phenomenon" called Ra….......!

No, no, not Rajni baba, did I not say it was the 7th/43rd cent....non-def.....phen....?

Gawd, you truly deserve to get your 
minds blocked and bottoms busted! 

Don’t plead that you needed more time to recover from the last shocker.

Arre yaar, these are no ordinary times….no mock-drills anymore….don’t you realize it’s run-up time for the grand polls?….an emergency? ......time for you to pull up socks, tighten belts and brace up pronto with the best of chest-ups to brave the incessant shockers aimed your way?

Aaah, now you know….who else? yeah, yeah…. it’s the charming prince of erudite eloquence and darling of the nation! 

Yes, no wonder the media needs him real bad....to dole out their daily quota of subsistence! No, not fodder….don’t you ever lock horns with Lalu's cow-herds!

* * * * * *
It is fine with me, the old, unencumbered that I am. 

But you, youngsters need adequate life cover before venturing to face the 
‘7/43c.non-de.ph'! 

True of course, the risk of 'going insane' can't be insured against!

* * * * * *

Though enough braced-up as ever I was, the prescription of ‘escape velocity of Jupiter’ made me wince and go 'near-brain-dead'! 

I suffered a severely ‘blocked-mind’ but seated as I was in a chair, escaped the freebie I was referring to....the ‘busted-bottom’!

The best of the Medical fraternity advised me the ‘only antidote’ available for my condition on date......FB, the miracle medicine!

So now, my dear fellow faces, don’t underestimate the TV screen, taking it for an innate object that can do no harm! 

Be wary of what 'digital reach' is capable of....those spills of atrocious wisdom from the ‘7/43c.non-de.ph' coming off your TV screens and hitting against your fragile brains!

Forget dalit empowerment for now; go save your beans as best you can!

On your Guard? 

Well yes, that’s a lot better now….you might survive past 2014 to show your happy faces back on FB!


Monday, 7 October 2013

"Innocent Nonsense!"


There is a certain matter bothering my ‘mind’ these days...... 

Why do kids of the day lose innocence at an age far earlier than you did?

I hear people attributing it to an overload of information.

If it were so, how a similarly placed Rahul G could retain his kid-like innocence?

No denying that Rahul baba defended him-self against all attempts by this wicked world to violate his virgin innocence for 43+ long years, which for sure, is a record of sorts!

So far as I knew, he never took it any kindly to people who went hoarse goading him, ‘Grow up kid!’

Isn’t it possible that your kids too retained their innocence the way Rahul G could? 

I stoutly refute those corrupt minds who say that a 43 year old can no longer be a kid or innocent! 

Rahul proved all such people wrong when he told the world, “my mother told me, what words I used in the ‘press club’ against the proposed ordinance was wrong!”’. 

Tell me, how many of the new age kids enjoy such honest innocence? 

That people equate ‘pristine innocence’ to ‘idiocy’ is another matter and the world abounds in all kinds of vicious minds. 

Just concede that Rahul G is in a league by him-self! 

Of course, there is a lot to do with the birth and brought-up, I concede.

But then, don’t waste my precious time and your own breath, arguing that all kids can't have Sonias for mothers and Gandhis for fathers! 

Find some other reason, Okay? 

And ha, don't mix up innocence with nonsense......

Sunday, 6 October 2013

"Pray pardon my ignorant mind!"


I heard someone say that Americans these days are a 'pissed off' lot with our beloved MMS!

"The Indian PM sets his foot on American soil......American government shuts down!"

I am annoyed at this half-baked truth! 

How come they make such mean aspersions against MMS?

I vehemently contest this....I mean, there is a limit to discredit his abilities! 

It is only a "Partial shut-down" what they had after his visit, while we, Indians credit MMS with the "Total shut-down" in India! 

Whatever, the true Indian that I am, I celebrate the power of the MMS leg!

Pray pardon my ignorant 'mind'....